Man I still havent seen world trade center, I leave next wednesday for this years retreat, so im pumped about that. I think I wrote the same thing this time last year, the retreat is like a booster shot to get me through the next year. This year a Buddhist monestary, and since its in the coastal region its gonna be like, 50 degrees at night, fog in the morning and evening, its gonna be beautiful. Theres a new Jason Statham movie coming out called Crank, or as Marisa likes to put it, Transporter 3 + Speed 3. I am looking forward to the film, and have a feeling itll be this years "Running Scared", or, "A Movie That Looks Like It Will Be Rediculous and Suck but Will Actually be GOOD and Doug Will BUY IT LATER". Bruising still on my cheek, and on my arm where they stuck me when they put me to sleep, but im pretty much healed.

still on pain killers, and this morning i got on my computer to find that while i was on them last night, i have downloaded ALOT of music, ranging from ray charles to muse. i dont even remember downloading these songs, but im not complaining because i am currently listening to them all.

<----wisdom teeth pulled, a world of pain and its killers

Top ten movies i want to see this fall in no order except number 1

THE PRESTIGE

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP

I really want to go to see A Prairie Home Companion, shown above in St. Paul Minnesota. If you go to the official website, Garrison Keillor and the gang have tickets available for this season up to I believe November.  Who wants to make a road trip to Minnesota with me to see G.K.?

Also, anybody who wants to go see World Trade Center on Wednesday in the evening, let me know, cuz...Im not going by myself.

all i gotta say is enjoy!

Dusty-Woody Harrelson
Lefty-John C. Rielly

The blind man’s seeing eye dog
Pissed on the blind man’s shoe
The blind man said, “Here, Rover, here’s a piece of beef for you.”
His wife said, “Don’t reward him, you can’t just let that pass!”
The blind man said, “I gotta find his mouth so I can kick him in the a**!”

Bad jokes, Lord, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

You got one, Dusty?

I got one, Lefty

Let’s hear it

When God created woman
He gave her not two breasts, but three
When the middle one got in the way
God performed a surgery
Woman stood before God
With the middle breast in hand
Said, “What do we do with the useless boob?”
And God created man

Bad jokes, Lord I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

Gramps just turned 80 the other day
And everybody was there
And he was dressed up in a brand new suit
Sittin’ in his big armchair
When a beautiful young, naked woman
Stood up in front of the group
She offered Gramps some super sex
And he said, “I’ll take the soup!”

Bad jokes, Lord, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

You ready for another one?

Yeah! Lay it on me…

Olie (spelling?) went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush and he took it home
And the next week one of the guys
Said, “Olie how’s that toilet brush,
The one you won from the neighbors?”
Olie said, “Well, it works pretty good
But I prefer toilet paper!”

Bad jokes, Lord, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

Farmer had a champion bull
That bred 200 times a year
The Farmer’s wife said,
“200 times, isn’t that wonderful dear?
Maybe you oughta watch him
Maybe he’ll show ya how.”
The farmer said, “He’s a heckuva bull,
But it wasn’t all with the same cow!”

Bad jokes, Lord, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

You got another one, Dusty?

Actually, I do…

Did you hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen?

No! Who do they think did it?

Well, they don’t know, but they are on the lookout for hardened criminals.

You got another one?

I got another one, Lefty…

Sven said to his friend, “Oh, I think my wife died.”
His friend said, “Well, what do you mean, you ‘think’?”
“Well, the sex is still the same, but the dishes are stacking up…”

Hey, Dusty!

Yeah, Lefty?

Did you know that diarrhea was is hereditary?

No, I didn’t…

Yeah…it runs in your jeans

Hey, uh, Lefty!

Yeah, go ahead…

Why do they call it PMS?

PMS? Well, I don’t know, why?

‘Cause ‘Mad Cow’ was already taken

Hey, Dusty!

Yeah, Lefty?

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with Castor Oil?

I don’t know, Lefty, what do you get?

A religious movement…

Hey, uh, hey Lefty, what did the elephant say to the naked man?

What’d he say?

It’s cute, but can you really breath through that thing?

Bad jokes, Lord, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

Bad jokes, man, I love them
Bad jokes, can’t get enough of ‘em
Oo-oo-oo-ee bad jokes for me

Once again, another close friend of mine has passed, and I buried my friend today. People from literally all corners of the country were there to be with her as she was laid to rest. Unfortunately it didnt hit until about the middle of the day while I was working. She was a good person, the kind of person I inspire to be.

LIGHTER NOTE: anyone wanting to see pictures of my money winning lapdance can do so at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jackscoresby

So a friend of mine who Ive known since I was six, moved to california when I was 17, and I last saw the december before last passed away. my last phone conversation with her was about two months ago, and she was supposed to come to oklahoma to visit family and friends this weekend. she was older, very kind and always had a smile no matter how much pain she was in. shell be buried in norman with her husband on friday.

on a much lighter note, my surgery is being postponed until further notice and has been replaced with a medicine that will supposedly shrink the pollups momentarily, now as far as getting on a plane later this month and having my ears equalize, we'll have to see, either the pollups will be small and air will be able to flow, or my ear drums will burst. either way itll be interesting to see what happens.

I have now officially started labeling my minidv tapes, and have found hours and hours of footage of backstage stuff from drama productions in high school, these include SNL skits, drama banquet videos, infamous makeup room footage etc. it was..a little unsettling watching the footage. seeing so many people from long ago who were so much fun...who have turned into complete assholes now. not just particular people in drama, just high school in general, how i used to worship james malone, now he is in more than just my opinion scum. some people who were role models, now druggies going nowhere. but there is also alot of happy memories, project graduation had plenty of humorous moments and the drama footage, no matter who they are now, were hilarious then and in these frozen moments of time i am lucky enough to have an abundunce of.

the final thing im going to  talk about is the world trade center. ive been flip flopping about this movie more than john kerry was with his policies, and ive finally decided to support this movie. I dont think its too soon, in all honesty, its never too soon and its been too long. since i was watching it happen on tv, ive been thinking of how a filmmaker would capture that day, and i myself have wanted to make a film about september 11. I also think about how its been five years since the planes hit. ive gone through my entire high school career since then. ive worked in hollywood since then. ive done and experienced countless events since 9/11 in all honesty, 9/11 seems like a lifetime ago. and since this movie isnt politically charged and its just about hope, how people can be good to each other, light in the darkness and all that stuff. believe it or not, but world trade center will be a feel good movie. so, if anybody wants to go with me, id rather not see it and be alone, so let me know. it comes out a week from today.

jacobs party was once again a successful blast, and as i typed the word "successful", they said the same word on the tv. it was almost psychic. anyway I am pleased to announce that i won money for best male lap dancer at the party, makes me feel sexy...or stupid...or both. i like that.

jacobs party was once again a successful blast, and as i typed the word "successful", they said the same word on the tv. it was almost psychic. anyway I am pleased to announce that i won money for best male lap dancer at the party, makes me feel sexy...or stupid...or both. i like that.