jacobs party was once again a successful blast, and as i typed the word "successful", they said the same word on the tv. it was almost psychic. anyway I am pleased to announce that i won money for best male lap dancer at the party, makes me feel sexy...or stupid...or both. i like that.
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model?! for what?
Well, congratulations! Who won out of the girls?
k, will do
Now that I am sober, I feel horribly ashamed of my dance. At least you got to walk away with something from it. Poor david =( It sounded like a good idea at the time in my small drunken mind...
If the competition continues you... I challenge thee.
And by continues I mean Jacob's next birthday.
As far as the competition for cash goes, you won the 50 dollar prize. Officially though, I'm still best male as I got more points than you, though just fucking barely. I was not allowed in the cash portion of the contest however, since I was a judge.
So the standings now are:
Male Champion: Jacob (me) (by a hair)
Female Champion: Lauren (default win over previous champ Kat who was not available to defend her title, thus forfeit. Not to take away from Lauren who, in my opinion, did an amazing job.)
Overall Champion: Lauren
Silly, Doug. Don't you know that no matter how good your lapdance was Jacob will always be bigger, better, faster, stronger, and more of a man? It's a good thing that he was around to point that out.
M.
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