July 19, 2006

• So the big question that has been haunting me has finally been answered: "How did Tom Cruises' son in War of the Worlds survive?" Someone has answered.

  
  

  

  
  

  "Near as I can tell, here's what happened: When that explosion occurred, it reacted with the sphincto-cosmium shell of the tri-pod, and created a small, yet powerful, worm hole. Robbie's jacket zipper was attracted with unrelenting force to this worm hole, which propelled him, er, violently sucked him, with a quick but painful jolt through to Boston. However, it wasn't completely instanteous, he did have a short metaphysical layover in Brighton Beach. Interestingly enough, there were no tri-pods in Brighton Beach, but several lost pieces of alien luggage had erroneously arrived there. Robbie wasn't up to noticing this though, but for the few nanno seconds he was there, his subconcious mind did notice a nice little boutique, where he would later return to buy his grandma a porcelain figurine of a cherub. Nicely hand painted, I might ad. Then he popped out in Boston."
  

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